February 2011
20 posts
40 Stories High is Such a Long Way Down
I am a male. I am a girl. [or am I?!?!?!?!] I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes. [If I ever think I’m ugly, I just stop thinking that and remember how awesome I am.] I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I...
Feb 1st
January 2011
17 posts
Jingle Bell Rawk
1.) Do you know how your parents picked your name? I was named after a husky dog. More specifically this one. 2.) Do you have any article of clothing that has a lot of memories attached to it? Any things I have signed by Pete Wentz :3  3.) When you’ve had a terrible day, how do you deal with it? Hang out G-Unit and R-Dawg.. otherwise known as Guinness and Ripley. 4.) How are you similar to...
Jan 27th
Bananabread
So I’ve decided… I want to grow up and be Spiderman and ‘web’ around the city, fightin’ freakishly well-costumed criminals and then return to a pretty girl (er… guy!) in my spidery nest at night and then smile like this :3 I’m 99% this is how my life will turn out. Now, how do I become a Spidergirl?
Jan 25th
I could be your John Cusack
I’m doing a little late-night research on Alcatraz Island, considering I’ll be there for a bit in July. Looks like a cool, yet creepy place. It’s also a state park. It’s also where Al Capone died.. of syphilis. Look at this shit; those prisoners ate better than I do most days! ...
Jan 23rd
sanjazz asked: Madam, exterminate yourself posthaste. Your body mass is most useless in the grand scheme of things, and any generic human being could quite easily fill your position handily; and, furthermore, it has come to my attention that there are few, if any, people who truly have feelings of endearment pointed in your general direction. You are nothing more than a one really likes you. You are but a...
Jan 23rd
Anonymous asked: Go fucking die. You're an absolute waste of human space. & to be frank, no one really likes you. You're just an easy whore.
Jan 23rd
Forever a cold :3
I am this:
Jan 21st
"He found a droid; there we go. So many phones, so...
Copied this little pretty from Dani, because I can’t think of anything to tumbley about.. and yet, I so want to avoid doing homework right now! What better way to waste time! And screw taking 7 days to this :3 Pride. Seven great things about yourself: being vegan, being decently intelligent, having a license finally, my incredible sense of wearing things that don’t match, being...
Jan 18th
Monsters climbin' in yo windows!
Three things I could go for right now: a lovely, piping-hot vegan TV dinner (meatloaf variety, please), a boxset of Tarantino movies (that counts as one thing), and dat boyfrannnn wouldn’t be so bad either :D Could eat this crazy stuff forever.
Jan 14th
All we shared was a mattress and a lie and an...
<3 look at that sleepin’ baby. lol starcraft is teh borings for me. its like a lullaby. forebar asleep :DD lookin’ forward to seein’ that andres tomorrow. and chillin out maxin relaxin all 3 day weekend. mannnnnnnnnnnn, got sociology and physics shit right now. physics that i forgot about. “forgot about.”
Jan 14th
Butterfinger
If I had an iguana, which I’ve always wanted, I would name him “Butterfinger.”
Jan 13th
Whipworm, hookworm, ringworm, heartworm, and...
All ‘sortsa worms! Unrelated.
Jan 12th
cupcakes.
recently became obsessed with this: http://veganmenu.blogspot.com/ too delicious to go to bed. gotta get snacks to ward to stop my mouth from watering. watched Teeth and Bender’s Big Score today. Also rescued two adorable quails. Wow, quails are awesome! However, mfw one of the first pics that came up when I image searched “quail” was this weirdass picture of Doug/Quailman...
Jan 9th
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
We are sending a spaceship to space. It’s going to be spaceilicious. Physics IRL? I don’t think so. I want it to be lovely outside again. I’m so tired of this jacket. Tomorrow, I’ll be downtown. Shit won’t even be cold. Mhm. Love, Your favorite Gianni.
Jan 6th
ITT NOT GOIN TO BED
Bed: Look at that motherfucker. It’s so cozy. You fuckin’ better believe you wanna go curl up in that big-ass piece of shit. Hell, it’s made’a wood and paint and blankets! Blankets; real goddamn blankets!! Fuck, if you don’t fuckin love sleepin’ in a bed, you’d better fuckin’ go shove an iron rod through your skull, anti-bed lover. You’re...
Jan 2nd
4 notes
Snoituloser Sraey Wen!
Here ya go, dollfaces: - Clean my room and seriously, seriously get rid of all the shit I don’t actually need or use or look at anymore. - Get more active for animals (Yes, this is possible) I feel like I miss a lot of protests and stuff for silly reasons. I need to crack down on myself for that. I also need to start fostering pets again, especially more rats :3 - Retain them...
Jan 2nd
1/1/11
OH SHI- hey guys, happy new years. glad to see you all tonight. minus walties, who was cleaning his brother’s little cage. I am a noooooooooooooooodle..
Jan 1st